Sayings

[oimouth]

Oi toilet mouth, there's a child's bike outside.

It's a twenty foot cock and balls man

Sammy snake - but he's only got one eye

[Kelly]

A bucket and a half..........thats all I got Very sad

The funniest "Get back you bastard.....I'll break your legs!". Fantastic...........that would sell as a car alarm

[oimouth]

My ringtone is "Get Back ya bastard I'll break your legs" but I think I'll have to change it to something else cos I get some funny looks in the street!!

[getmezantackenny]

My message tone is stop stirring your tea dickhead (from PM) it does raise a laugh

I did get the opportunity to say get bent to a Blackpool landlady the other day but somebody ruined it...

[oimouth]

Aye, she said "What?" then I said - "He said get bent" she replied "eh" then I shouted "Get Bent"

She promptly went out of the room. I still think she didn't hear tho!

[MAMF]

My favourite is when Jerry is having a pony and trap and Brian comes in for a chat and says,

"C'mon stop crapping,get cracking" ;D

[MAMF]

;D
A funny saying on That Peter Kay thing "In the club",

Brian is on the phone ordering some pasties for the christmas party...

"How many pasties now, i've got 63 but it might be 64, depends if David Gates's daughter snaps out of her coma!".

Classic

[LilRed]

I like "put big light on" best cos we all say it in my house!!! But i did vote for Max's car alarm as it does fair rock!

;D

[MrT]

well i think that the best saying up there has to be "put big light on" but hey thats just my opinion

Chris