Post by satina on Jun 21, 2006 12:41:04 GMT -5
Amarillo has been a massive hit, since Peter used it for his 'Mum wants a Bungalow' Tour but has anyone heard the alternative version i composed last May, while travelling to and from Uni on a train?
Apologies if easily offended. It can be sung to the chorus of Amarillo. Here goes:
Is this the way to harm a dildo?
Every night I've been biting my pillow.
Screaming screams of half a dildo,
It snapped in two inside of me.
Show me the way to mend a dildo,
I've been using splints and wood glue.
Crying over half a dildo,
That snapped in two inside of me.
Apologies if easily offended. It can be sung to the chorus of Amarillo. Here goes:
Is this the way to harm a dildo?
Every night I've been biting my pillow.
Screaming screams of half a dildo,
It snapped in two inside of me.
Show me the way to mend a dildo,
I've been using splints and wood glue.
Crying over half a dildo,
That snapped in two inside of me.