Post by heartagram666 on Oct 27, 2006 4:39:42 GMT -5
howdy y'all.
just want to put up a plot line for a hopeful phoenix spin off.
picture the club winning the lottery one saturday, along with 12 other winners, and the club only gets £5 000. not enough to make any big renovations to the club, so holy mary (bless her) pitches in an idea to use the money to go on holiday. so brian, jerry, kenny Sr and Jr, holy mary and Les Alanos board a plane to Gran Canaria.
#warning, the following anigdotes are extremely funny and memorable... GARLIC BREAD?#
when they land they get on a coach to get to the hotel. but because of brians disability he has to sit in a special seat at the front strapped in (you can just picture it now). on the coach journey they drive along the coast on rocky cliffs and they turn round a big corner and all brian can see is a big drop. he starts to scream "get it round, GET IT ROUND!" lol
*i would like to point out that this gag (although done in the style of brian potter) was actually performed in real life on a real cliff. the coach was laughing their heads off (except for a couple from germany)*
they reach the hotel and get settled. when they try and get to the hotel lobby, brian see's a large number of stairs to get into the hotel. well you know how it will go (i don't know if you've noticed but im disabled, d**k!)
at night they go to the hotel's caberet suite and they find themselves looking at a spanish version of jerry the saint. they have a really good night and then jerry has a word with the spanish MC.
the spanish lad tells jerry he's had alot of trouble from a new club owner down the road. the next night the phoenix gang go out to see this new club called "the banana grove".
well you can guess what happens next. but brian has an idea. its kareoke night at the banana grove and a competition is one. jerry enters the competition without den perry knowing it and jerry goes on to the finals.
den perry gets wind of whats happening and has a word with jerry, threatening to push brian into the pool if jerry doesn't drop out.
jerry has none of it and goes on to come second place to a large brittish holiday maker who is secretly a comedian and vocalist known well throughout clubland
(brian: jerry, didn't i book that guy last november?)
(kenny Sr: yeah, he wasn't half bad)
den doesn't like the fact that jerry competed so he attempts to kidnap potter at the hotel at night and push's potter into the deep end. what den doesn't know is that jerry boaght a camcorder at a marketplace and recorded the incodent. jerry sets a trap for den and the policia come to take den away, but not before mary gives den a good talking to and a big slap which lands him into the swimming pool.
the battle is won and brian is victorious. credits roll and they go back to the room. but kenny Jr left the pant's iron on in the room (you see these irons in hotel rooms so it sorta makes sense) and they burn the room down
the final words you hear brian say is "jerry, do you smell smoke?"
just want to put up a plot line for a hopeful phoenix spin off.
picture the club winning the lottery one saturday, along with 12 other winners, and the club only gets £5 000. not enough to make any big renovations to the club, so holy mary (bless her) pitches in an idea to use the money to go on holiday. so brian, jerry, kenny Sr and Jr, holy mary and Les Alanos board a plane to Gran Canaria.
#warning, the following anigdotes are extremely funny and memorable... GARLIC BREAD?#
when they land they get on a coach to get to the hotel. but because of brians disability he has to sit in a special seat at the front strapped in (you can just picture it now). on the coach journey they drive along the coast on rocky cliffs and they turn round a big corner and all brian can see is a big drop. he starts to scream "get it round, GET IT ROUND!" lol
*i would like to point out that this gag (although done in the style of brian potter) was actually performed in real life on a real cliff. the coach was laughing their heads off (except for a couple from germany)*
they reach the hotel and get settled. when they try and get to the hotel lobby, brian see's a large number of stairs to get into the hotel. well you know how it will go (i don't know if you've noticed but im disabled, d**k!)
at night they go to the hotel's caberet suite and they find themselves looking at a spanish version of jerry the saint. they have a really good night and then jerry has a word with the spanish MC.
the spanish lad tells jerry he's had alot of trouble from a new club owner down the road. the next night the phoenix gang go out to see this new club called "the banana grove".
well you can guess what happens next. but brian has an idea. its kareoke night at the banana grove and a competition is one. jerry enters the competition without den perry knowing it and jerry goes on to the finals.
den perry gets wind of whats happening and has a word with jerry, threatening to push brian into the pool if jerry doesn't drop out.
jerry has none of it and goes on to come second place to a large brittish holiday maker who is secretly a comedian and vocalist known well throughout clubland
(brian: jerry, didn't i book that guy last november?)
(kenny Sr: yeah, he wasn't half bad)
den doesn't like the fact that jerry competed so he attempts to kidnap potter at the hotel at night and push's potter into the deep end. what den doesn't know is that jerry boaght a camcorder at a marketplace and recorded the incodent. jerry sets a trap for den and the policia come to take den away, but not before mary gives den a good talking to and a big slap which lands him into the swimming pool.
the battle is won and brian is victorious. credits roll and they go back to the room. but kenny Jr left the pant's iron on in the room (you see these irons in hotel rooms so it sorta makes sense) and they burn the room down
the final words you hear brian say is "jerry, do you smell smoke?"