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Post by Tommydickfingers on Feb 26, 2004 14:39:18 GMT -5
Q : Why does the River Mersey run through Liverpool? A: Because if it walked it would get mugged  |
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Post by Tommydickfingers on Feb 26, 2004 14:40:15 GMT -5
and another.
Q: What do you call a Scouser in a three-bed semi?
A: A burglar
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Post by kisskissbangbang on Mar 4, 2004 9:58:51 GMT -5
lol, im from liverpool but those jokes r class lol!
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Post by Dingdangdoo on Mar 13, 2004 17:33:57 GMT -5
When I heared it this wasnt about a scouser...here goes
A. What has Scouser and Batman got in common ?
Q. Because he cant go out without robbing.....
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Post by DinkDankDoo on Sept 17, 2004 13:38:52 GMT -5
Only one I know isn't really that funny but here we go
Q:What do u call a Tellytubby in Liverpool?
A: A Tubby coz the telly's been nicked
See I told you it wasn't funny
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Post by Lord Kristof on Nov 8, 2004 18:06:28 GMT -5
Liverpool is the safest city in the country ironically according to crime figures
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Post by minder on Jun 30, 2006 15:22:53 GMT -5
Liverpool is the safest city in the country ironically according to crime figures Only cos the crime figures were nicked |
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